I don't usually go out on Friday 13th, other people's bad luck. I don't need to be involved with that.
When my Mokka was delivered, the driver drove past my house 8 times, 3 of which I was stood there trying to flag him down.
He then came within mm of curbing one of the back wheels and parked on the pavement.
Getting out of the car he swung on the door then dropped both fobs on the ground, one never did look right. There's more but you get the picture.
He came very close to having to walk home with a car stuck up his arse.
Well done for not being in custody,
What colour is the car anyway? Any pics yet?