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Spare a thought for those buying chinese made Teslas fitted with the old processor chip when they press the start button...
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Trying to think of some new jokes this morning. Tempted to tell you about the bone in my elbow, it's funny but not that funny. Or the electricians keeping two meters apart. Or the other electrician self insulating. Then there's the sweet shop adapting to stay open, it's selling all sorts. Anyway, if I think of something really funny I'll post later.
 

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If Matt Hancock announced the UK had created a Covid-19 vaccine, the press questions would be:



BBC: Will you apologise for not creating it sooner?



ITV: Is it true it contains animal products?



C4: Wouldn’t this have been quicker and more lives saved if the UK had joined the EU vaccination scheme?



SKY: You said creating a vaccine would take a year: do you now accept that you were misleading parliament, the media and the general public?



Daily Mirror: Isn’t it true that austerity stopped the vaccine being made sooner?



Guardian: Do you accept the evidence suggesting vaccines are racially biased?



Daily Mail: Is it now true that property prices won’t drop?
 
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